Javier Solana is teh Anti-Christ!
Apparently the progressive forum-dwellers at Conspiracy Super-Site Abovetopsecret.com are engaged in a marvelous debate as to the identity of the anti-Christ. There seems to be divided opinion. One gentleman believes that EU Lord High Something-or-other Javier Solana fits the bill. Though the EU is undoubtedly an obscene work of the noon-day devil and its ministers his earthly servants, the Anti-Christ is supposed to have charm. Solana is a Clintonian-era "squarer of circles," who despite his opposition to NATO as a Spanish Politician became NATO Secretary-General for some reason in 1995 and lead NATO's "Operation Bomb Stuff" and "Operation Avoid Scandalous Headlines" in Kosovo during the terrible year of 1999. He's about as inspiring as a Contemporary Canadian Performance Artist.
Another prominent and more believable candidate is the infamous Hillary Clinton. Again, this is entirely believable, as Hillary is a little Mussolini who thirsts after absolute government power. However, all indications are that the Anti-Christ will actually be popular. Hillary is not so, except inside a group of fanatically loyal "Clintonistas" in the Democratic Party. Perhaps they'll be purged by Chairman Dean during his next Great Leap Forward. YEEEEAAARRRGGGGHHHH!
Let's not pick on poor Chairman Dean. He's not the only one guilty of incredible stupidity nowadays. The GOP has decided to pass an amendment to outlaw flag burning. As much as I love and respect the symbols of our Republic, they become meaningless if we start limiting political expression. Naturally, this is the intent of our ruling classes. We'll likely follow Australia, Britain, and other nations where free speech exists "except in special cases decided by the legislature" (i.e. when they decide to ban it).
An amendment like this is will most likely serve as a trojan horse for odious hate speech legislation that limits liberties and favours certain political voting blocs. Such is the future we have to look forward to- the coercive force of the state being used to further the interests of key voting groups. Then, ascribed groups can fight over the crumbs from the State's table instead of asking important questions about the duties of the state. Divide et impera.
I hope common sense prevails. Of course, hope doesn't guarantee anything. I hope to procure a flying Spitfire also. I doubt either of these hopes will be fulfilled.
Another prominent and more believable candidate is the infamous Hillary Clinton. Again, this is entirely believable, as Hillary is a little Mussolini who thirsts after absolute government power. However, all indications are that the Anti-Christ will actually be popular. Hillary is not so, except inside a group of fanatically loyal "Clintonistas" in the Democratic Party. Perhaps they'll be purged by Chairman Dean during his next Great Leap Forward. YEEEEAAARRRGGGGHHHH!
Let's not pick on poor Chairman Dean. He's not the only one guilty of incredible stupidity nowadays. The GOP has decided to pass an amendment to outlaw flag burning. As much as I love and respect the symbols of our Republic, they become meaningless if we start limiting political expression. Naturally, this is the intent of our ruling classes. We'll likely follow Australia, Britain, and other nations where free speech exists "except in special cases decided by the legislature" (i.e. when they decide to ban it).
An amendment like this is will most likely serve as a trojan horse for odious hate speech legislation that limits liberties and favours certain political voting blocs. Such is the future we have to look forward to- the coercive force of the state being used to further the interests of key voting groups. Then, ascribed groups can fight over the crumbs from the State's table instead of asking important questions about the duties of the state. Divide et impera.
I hope common sense prevails. Of course, hope doesn't guarantee anything. I hope to procure a flying Spitfire also. I doubt either of these hopes will be fulfilled.
posted by The Admiral at 12:19 AM
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